Falling short as lover? Get yourself to ‘Shoot camp’

Posted on March 2, 2010 and filed under Last Longer Sex - Products.

Last longer sexImagine a ‘shoot camp’,  a kind of boot camp for your penis and the Male Massager would pretty much fit the bill. The only difference is, it’s not going to be hell week, it will be one of the most pleasurable training regimens known to man.

It starts by lubing-up your penis and penetrating the soft silicone sleeve. Next you flick the switch on the multi-speed controller.

If you do it too fast you’ll spill your load too quickly and have to start all over again. Start slowly and build up your sex stamina, gradually exposing yourself to the extreme sensations you experience in sex, and which have a way of tipping you over the edge too soon.

The Male Massager, like all boot camps, is designed to build your stamina and endurance. The difference is this one will make you an unstoppable sex machine instead of a mean, lean fighting machine.

The Male Massager is there for you to keep practicing so as to dramatically improve your performance in the bedroom.  Your ability to transform yourself is within you, you just have to work at it.  Gradually you will be able to withstand even the most intense stimulation and still hold back your orgasm at will.

If we could send out each Male Massager with a no nonsense pain-in-the ass drill instructor, we would. Instead we have to rely on your determination to succeed, so make the decision early on that you are going to train to become one of the lovemaking elite with the Male Massager.

Visit www.malemassager.com for further details.

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“Men – performing under par? I prescribe the Male Massager” says Dr. Stamina

Posted on December 14, 2009 and filed under Last Longer Sex - Products.

Last Longer SexWe couldn’t help but notice how many non-prescription male enhancement products sold on the internet love to rope in a doctor to add credence and authenticity to their claims.

Convinced that this would be the way to go for the Male Massager, we approached our venerable leader with a view to recruiting someone suitably well qualified to pronounce upon the medical virtues of our fine sexual stamina building product.

Following a five minute rant on how the last doctor he visited falsely diagnosed gall stones and how all members of the legal profession are in league with the devil, a fact proven by the two serpents on the medical practitioners logo, we finely obtained permission to identify and recruit the pre-eminent expert in matters relating to male sexual stamina and staying power.

After an exhaustive search of two Starbucks and an internet cafe, we found the aptly named Dr. Stamina in the queue at McDonalds.

Here Dr. Stamina affirms his faith in the Male Massager. You know you can trust Dr. Stamina, because he has a white coat, thinning, graying hair and a stethoscope around his neck.

Said Dr Stamina: “Sex is very important. Without sex none of us would be here. If you are a man, and you want to have sex, you better get in some practice. How did I get my golf handicap of ten? Practice. I look upon the Male Massager as my sex driving range where I perfect my technique. With the Male Massager I can slip inside its smooth silicone sleeve and practice my shots with the aid of the multi-speed controller. If I’m coming on too fast I slow down, if I need more rhythm I speed up.  If you’re performing under par in the bedroom, and you want your sex drive to go further for longer, I prescribe the Male Massager.”

He would have said more too, but his cheeseburger was getting cold. But there you have it, the Male Massager has the full endorsement of a leading doctor, it has no side effects, and gets to work straight away. If you have a question for Dr. Stamina concerning the Male Massager or indeed your golf handicap write to Dr. Stamina care of this site.

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How to grind out a longer sex session

Posted on December 14, 2009 and filed under Last Longer Sex - Premature Ejaculation.

Last Longer SexThere are three, four, five, seven and even ten step methods to controlling premature ejaculation. Everyone has a pet theory or a technique. Here is a refreshingly simple two step technique reputed to hold off the unstoppable urge while love making.

It’s a common occurrence that during sex, most men begin to reach orgasm at around the 2 to 3 minute mark – which is typically midway through the first sexual position – (unless of course it’s one of our previously discussed Last longer positions, see below!)

However, let’s assume for purposes of this discussion that you are having problems even in maintaining such positions as girl on top or missionary. That feeling of oncoming ejaculation is the first point at which you should use this technique.

The first step takes place in your mind – the root so to speak of many a male’s sexual performance problems

1. Panic can often set in when you first feel the telltale sensations in your penis (the heightened sensitivity and energy that let you know that if you carry on doing what you’re doing you’ll soon explode.) This pushes many men over the edge, right to ejaculation, because they mentally begin to panic. Instead, this is the time to calmly say to yourself: “Okay, I’m close to ejaculating. Time to use an arousal step-down technique.” With this firmly in mind you move on to step number 2 – (but you better be quick about it because that penis of yours is about to blow!)

2. The most sensitive part of your penis is the top of the shaft and especially the head. To decrease its stimulation (without stopping the ‘action’), slowly and deeply thrust into your partner, as far as you can go and she can pleasurably take. Then, gently grind your hips, wiggling your pubic bone (the hard area above your penis, about 8 inches down from your belly button) on her vagina. To her, this seems and feels like a wonderful stroke variation, which gives her external clitoral stimulation (the number one way to make any woman orgasm). However, this momentarily decreases your stimulation, enabling you to last longer. This happens because when you plunge deep into her, your penis enters a wider area of her vagina, which lessens its contact and stimulation.

Then, instead of thrusting in and out you grind and wiggle, which further decreases the intense sensations of sex. After 30 seconds or so, your arousal levels will have dropped enough for you to restart your thrusting. Voila – how to last longer in bed!

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Last longer positions

Posted on December 14, 2009 and filed under Last Longer Sex - Positions.

Perhaps you have noticed during your lovemaking sessions that there are certain positions which enable you to enjoy last longer sex reliably each time. This is because certain positions do not over stimulate the head of the penis and send off the dreaded signals to the brain that you are having too much of a good time and it’s time to end the fun.

Next time you make love, explain to your partner that youare keen to explore positions that will enable you to keep going longer than you are doing right now. The chances are she will be a willing participant, after all, this is going to keep the show on the road longer for both of you.

The following are sex positions which have been tried and tested by generations of men and are found to be particularly useful when staving off premature ejaculation.

Position 1: Missionary

Everyone knows this position, and it has to be said, it is not the most exciting in the love maker’s arsenal. It was the position advocated by Thomas Aquinas and other church figures in Medieval Europe. You lie on top of your partner and, face to face, pump up and down rhythmically. Warning, if your partner raises her legs during this position, or you prop yourself up on your arms press-ups style, it will increase sensation to the penis.

Position 2: Girl on top

This position has the bonus that a lot of girls actually prefer it to any other so she will most likely be more than happy to oblige. With the girl on top she gets to control the tempo, and the weight of her on top of you suppresses the level of stimulation to the pensi. You will find it harder to ejaculate in this position and therefore last longer.

Position 3: Front-to-back

This position is excellent for early morning sex when both of you are still sleepy and not ready for anything overly energetic.  With her back facing you, lift up her leg and insert yourself, gently pumping. Initially it may feel quite stimulating, but if you brace yourself, the feeling will become more comfortable and, like many men you should find you are able to keep the momentum going in this position without the feeling of over excitement.

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